May 2013
3 tags
cakespastrycircus:
aliceinthunderlandxx:
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
Lol whut
hollasexual
macaronivevo:
yeah im a gamer girl(:
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .
bennyslegs:
unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time
gooutfighting:
don’t you hate it when your dick gets caught in the microwave
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
